Kanye West Enters 2020 Race to Guarantee Trump Win

Ardent Trump supporter and self-professed God, Kanye West, has put himself forward as a 2020 Presidential candidate.

If you’re wondering why a notable Trump acolyte would run against his own preferred candidate in a deeply controversial presidential race, the answer quite simple.

Kanye and Trump have been working cooperatively for the last five years on a plethora of issues including prison reform. During one of those heavily publicized events that saw Kanye and the American President hugging in the Oval Office amidst a cacophony of snapping cameras, Trump told journalists that Kanye, “Could very well be” a future presidential candidate, to which Kanye responded, “Only after, 2024!”

Trump has implemented a number of questionable tactics to ensure his re-election bid cannot fail. He has suppressed voting in minority communities, attempted to invalidate the process of mail-in voting, peddled conspiracy theories about his democratic presidential opponent, ex-Vice President Joe Biden and his family, preemptively accused opposition leaders of cheating, and harping about how his loss would equate a literal doomsday scenario.